Rude, funny birthday card: Got distracted and drew a willy

£3.50

10 in stock

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Description

I was trying to write something profound but I got distracted and drew a willy (sorry) funny, rude, penis, knob, cock, dick birthday card

Pictures of dicks are funny, that’s a simply fact so pass on this pictorial gift and sit back and enjoy the credit for this naughty, dirty, rude, willy based card.

  • Size of card: 133 x 184mm
  • Blank inside for your message
  • Comes with yellow envelope

Buddy Fernandez used to work in advertising. Then one day he didn’t. He wandered, lingered, drank scotch in a row boat. Soon enough though, he was writing funny little greeting cards that finally said it like it was – from the back of a Vauxhall Viva Magnum permanently parked in a Kwik Save car park in Rhyl. And he still does (although the Kwik Save is now a Lidl).

Designer: Buddy Fernandez

Additional information

Weight 0.05 kg
Card colour

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