Rude, swear word birthday card: Cock hungry slutbag

£3.50

3 in stock

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Description

Cock hungry slutbag. (Sorry, I mean happy birthday) funny, rude, offensive, swear word birthday card for friend, mate, bestie, slag, whore

If these three words describe perfectly a person in your life then well done you. Now your next job is to get them a dirty, naughty, rude card to celebrate their slutbag-ness.

  • Size of card: 155 x 155mm
  • Blank inside for your message
  • Comes with white envelope

Buddy Fernandez used to work in advertising. Then one day he didn’t. He wandered, lingered, drank scotch in a row boat. Soon enough though, he was writing funny little greeting cards that finally said it like it was – from the back of a Vauxhall Viva Magnum permanently parked in a Kwik Save car park in Rhyl. And he still does (although the Kwik Save is now a Lidl).

Designer: Buddy Fernandez

Additional information

Weight 0.05 kg