Rude birthday, Valentine’s Day, anniversary card: It was this or a dick pic

Description

It was this or a dick pic funny, rude, offensive penis, cock anniversary, Valentine’s Day card for wife, husband, girlfriend, boyfriend

Sometimes a dick pic is needed, but sometimes a dirty, rude, naughty card will do the trick will do just as well.

• Size of card: 133 x 184mm
• Blank inside for your message
• Comes with yellow envelope

Buddy Fernandez used to work in advertising. Then one day he didn’t. He wandered, lingered, drank scotch in a row boat. Soon enough though, he was writing funny little greeting cards that finally said it like it was – from the back of a Vauxhall Viva Magnum permanently parked in a Kwik Save car park in Rhyl. And he still does (although the Kwik Save is now a Lidl).

Designer: Buddy Fernandez